Call on God, but row away from the rocks.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

I see science and mysticism as two complementary manifestations of the human mind

Nothing which has entered into our experience is ever lost.

Christianity is an adventure of the spirit or it is not Christianity.

Pour me another tequila, I'm going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes.

I did have a feeling then that the culture of factuality was so dominating that storytelling had lost all its authority.

What can be said, lacks reality. Only what fails to make its way into words exists and counts.

They who are sad find somehow sweetness in tears.

One day after laying a wreath at the tomb of Martin Luther King Jr., President Bush appoints a federal judge who has built his career around dismantling Dr. King's legacy.

I think it's necessary to let kids get bored once in a while-that's house they learn to be creative.

Nothing we do, however virtuous, can be accomplished alone; therefore we are saved by love.