But there's a juicy artery in your groin, " he said after a pause to regroup, his voice as slithery as a snake on a slide."Don't you talk dirty, " I told him. "I won't listen to that.

You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta

Life had sure been simpler when I hadn't dated.

It was one of God's jokes that such a dumb mind had been put in such an eloquent body.

You've only just discovered you have a heart. Let it beat a little.

Suffering softens the soul.

Life is series of opportunities. The often neglected fact of life is that opportunities multiply as you take advantage of them.

I dream of an art of balance, of quietness, something analogous to a good armchair.

The first six years of my career, I got more comments on my weight than on my singing. So I think I became so self-conscious that I started working on it harder.

Everybody was strange. In a fit of frustration, she scratched out strange and wrote the word CRACKPOTS in big letters.

A lot of the appeal of internal medicine is Sherlockian—solving the case from the clues. We are detectives; we revel in the process of figuring it all out. It’s what doctors most love to do.

I'm manipulating the audience. I'm making sure people sympathize.

Men should stop treating feminists like ladies, and instead treat them like the men they say they want to be.

I don't think the news department will have to lie down and play dead like it has in the past. By and large the network has been understanding, but then so have I.