Books have a complete disregard for your feelings. They don't care if you are crying. They are going to continue making you cry.

I love staring at my books for hours just trying to decide which book to read next. Doing that is almost as fun as actually reading them.

Authors: The only people you thank for leaving you emotionally devastated.

Please take note that any and all dragon petting will be at your own peril. We are not liable for any injuries sustained while petting.

Lost: The common sense of an unconventional dreamer. If found, please return to Love The Stacks.

Learning new things exercises the brain in such a titillating way.

Authors are but the instrument to be played. The art is inside them, but many people help create it.

You could say we run a dating service. If you make a request, we can hook you up with some books that will take you on a date you will never forget.

You could say we run a dating service. If you with some books that will take you on a date you will never forget.

Reading great books always gives me the worst sleeping disorders.

A library: Where we can shhhh people without offense.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

He who has mastered the true nature of life does not labor over what life cannot do. He who has mastered the true nature of fate does not labor over what knowledge cannot change.

If she’s gonna love again, it won’t be an eternity but a hard, fast conflagration that leaves everyone else in the embers.

I use computers for email, staying current with my own website as well as finding important information through other websites. I also use it for creating MP3 files of new music I'm working on.

You’ll see, there are a million ways to kill off the soft parts of yourself.

Comic-Con is a special kind of crazy.

The dog is all things to all men.

A writer who has published as many books as I have has developed, of necessity, a hide like a rhino's, while inside there dwells a frail, hopeful butterfly of a spirit.

I'm just not interested in selling out to get on the charts and make people happy

Every city has a Donald Trump; ours is just the Trumpiest.