Blessings of your heart, you brew good ale.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

It is not in our stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

The Eyes are the window to your soul

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

You ask me what life is. That's like asking what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot, and there's nothing more to know.

Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose.

I know what I'm gonna do tomorrow, and the next day and the next year, and the year after that.

Pity that consequences are determined not by excuses but by actions!

The technical definition of the Holocene has to do with the extinction of a snail species in Sicily.

I've worked so hard to keep this family together.

I like to edit; I like to work with other people, and that's something stand-up doesn't really have.

I believe in what Max Muller said years ago, namely, that truth needed to be repeated as long as there were men who disbelieved it.

If you are wondering what 'strong' is, it is probably not you.

If [Donald] Trump succeeds, then Trump will be the change agent.