Better overcautious than missing a jugular vein, as the saying goes."That was a very morbid saying. Maybe only vampire said it.

Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.

You become what you think about

When you divorce someone, you divorce their whole family.

Treat destiny as the brainchild of passage.

Being a parent is like being a catcher. You gotta handle whatever is thrown your way.

Written on the mirror, revealed by the steam, were the words, I love you, Jane.

I wouldn't call it ["Wild Bill Hickok"] an urban legend, but I guess I'd call it a rural legend that the cowboy was always soft-spoken, mild-spoken, well-mannered.

I work every day. I was flying the other day. and I was like, where am I flying? I have no idea, I work so much.

You always have to prepare for the obstacles that are going to come. Consequently, when they do come, it doesn't affect you mentally near as much as when you're unprepared for them.

If Radiohead were a fruit we would be apples, because apples are festive

I do house things. I paint. I do portraits. I also paint my house.