Being young is wonderful. But one of the secrets of being a human individual - a mature human individual shall we put it rather grandly - is that you can see this desire in perspective.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

Consciousness cannot be accounted for in physical terms. For consciousness is absolutely fundamental. It cannot be accounted for in terms of anything else.

Every morning I look in the mirror and remind myself: "No one owes you sh*t!" In this way, I am never disappointed. Never placing blame.

You don't get unity by ignoring the questions that have to be faced.

Wrinkles happen to human beings.

I've made mistakes in my life for sure.

I'm not a politician. I don't know how to solve the problems of the world. But as an artist, I have one duty: to ask questions.

If you really want you people to innovate, buy a science fiction book, tear off the covers, and tell them it's history.

Yankee pitchers have had great success this year against Cabrera when they get him out.

I can't protect without holding a sword, I can't embrace you while holding a sword.

Don't try so hard to fit in, and certainly don't try so hard to be different just try hard to be you.