Being funny with a funny voice is more my comfort zone, a broader character that I try to humanize, a kind of silly or wacky persona that I try to fill in.

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman.

It's not really difficult to go from one voice into the next. It's like asking you to sing a line of Happy Birthday and then Goodnight Irene - assuming you know the words to both those songs

Godzilla's a monster for the '90s. He's been working out.

When you become deeply involved with someone, their problems become yours, and vice versa. It's family.

I guess I'm used to seeing actors, but rock musicians still hold a special magic for me.

I was hedging my bets by the time I got to college. I was interested in drama and journalism and psychology.

There's no experience like on-the-job training.

[Kids] are just like annoying short people

You never know who's going to kill you until you meet them.

Once someone is in your family orbit, there's a mutual responsibility, and whatever happens to them happens to you.

No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.

Life would have been beautiful if there weren't any problems.

The grossly impudent lie always leaves traces behind it, even after it has been nailed down.

I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.

The joy is in the journey, not the destination. We have a better chance of seeing where we are when we stop trying to get somewhere else.

Taste this, and be henceforth among the Gods thyself a Goddess.

Just because you escape one trap, doesn't mean you will escape the next.

The world now seems a stunningly ignoble place. It has not really grown all that much worse but appears to have done so because we know so much more about it than we did.

I wouldnt mind having my heart broken because it would mean that I had that much feeling connected to somebody. And that would be really great.

The whole history of civilization is strewn with creeds and institutions which were invaluable at first, and deadly afterwards