Being a family in general is a comedy of errors.

When you have parents who are a little out of their minds, somebody has to take responsibility.

[Raising Hope] is a weird show about weird little humans who love each other.

I know Roomba is a vacuum... But, whenever it's mentioned, my instinct is to be excited about a new fun party game involving rhythm and friends!

Mondays are just like Sam from Clarissa Explains it All. They just show up through the damn window whenever the hell they feel like it.

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty.

There comes no adventure but wears to our soul the shape of our everyday thoughts.

Power always thinks it has a great soul and vast views beyond the comprehension of the weak.

All religions are ancient monuments to superstition, ignorance and ferocity.

So if you see a star and he needs a little money So come on baby give it to him this isn't funny! Just reach into your pocket, and pull out some change, Come on baby help a star it's not strange!

What are you thinking?" "Just how different everything down there is now, you know, now that I can see." "Everything down there is exactly the same," he said. "You're the one that's different.

I don't make decisions based on money.

No battle was ever won by wholly sane men.

Live performance really terrifies me. I haven't done it, really, in years. I think that's why I retired from my brief career in stand-up.

Wars usually have the effect of speeding up the process of history.