Be positive at every moment of life. See the good things in every situation and learn from them

There is no alternative way, so far discovered, of improving the lot of the ordinary people that can hold a candle to the productive activities that are unleashed by a free enterprise system...

Few things are as painful as the unfulfilled desire to be near to another you love.

A true gentlemen is one who is never unintentionally rude.

As his dark closet shows, Bluebeard was a collector at heart, and even after dispatching a wife, could not let her fully depart.

Romance, like the rabbit at the dog track, is the elusive, fake, and never attained reward which, for the benefit and amusement of our masters, keeps us running and thinking in safe circles.

What is prayer but a wish for the events in your life to string together to form a story -- something that makes some sense of events you know have meaning.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken feathers

Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified