Baseball is a simple game. If you have good players and if you keep them in the right frame of mind then the manager is a success.

Success isn't something that just happens - success is learned, success is practiced and then it is shared.

Casey (Stengel) knew his baseball. He only made it look like he was fooling around. He knew every move that was ever invented and some that we haven't even caught on to yet.

People who live in the past generally are afraid to compete in the present. I've got my faults, but living in the past is not one of them. There's no future in it.

Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings.

Every 24 hours the world turns over on someone who was sitting on top of it.

Just give me 25 guys on the last year of their contracts; I'll win a pennant every year.

The players make the manager, it's never the other way.

Inner peace is not found in things like baseball and world championships. As long as I feel I've done the best job I possibly could, I'm satisfied.

They say the first World Series is the one you remember most. No, no no. I guarantee you don't remember that one because the fantasy world you always dreamed about is suddenly real.

Am I a great manager? Huh. I was blessed to have a front office that found great talent, and then I was smart enough to stay the hell out of their way.

If I were dropped out of a plane into the ocean and told the nearest land was a thousand miles away, I'd still swim. And I'd despise the one who gave up.

Religions are conclusions for which the facts of nature supply no major premises.

luckily, tiny texts me every five minutes or so. i don't know how he does it without getting caught in class. maybe he hides the phone in the folds of his stomach or something.

I started training bodybuilding in 1983.

When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!

The ripest peach is highest on the tree

A judge who cannot punish, in the end associates themselves with the criminal.

True freedom is tolerant. It gives people the right to live and think in new ways.

Challenges met are the scariest but are sometimes the most worthwhile.

The [Liberal] federal government's trouble is that they have a wishbone where they should have a backbone.