Aubrey Fitzwilliam knew that crisis was another word for opportunity.

Thirty thousand a year was all right, but dyspepsia and inability to be humanly happy robbed such princely income of all its value.

The sky does not despair when a star falls

Moderation is part of faith, so those who accuse Muslim schools of fostering fanaticism should learn a bit more about Islam.

Tell me the truth - do you think I've lost my Southern accent? I feel it comes back to me only when I'm shouting at fights or at baseball games.

It isn't work that makes you tired, it's your mental attitude.

Sometimes at drive-thrus I go into Winnie the Pooh and ask for a jar of honey.

You were there all day long, 12 hours a day. So there was none of this, 'I'm going back to my trailer, my trailer's bigger than your trailer,' that kind of Hollywood nonsense.

When you cross a bridge, try to touch it with your hand! That will be a symbolic gratitude for the good service it gives to us!

One easily bears moral reproof, but never mockery.

You freeze with the number of opportunities given to you and just decide to do nothing at all.