At some point, a false belief collides with physical reality.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

There are certain half-dreaming moods of mind in which we naturally steal away from noise and glare, and seek some quiet haunt where we may indulge our reveries and build our air castles undisturbed.

I read to know the past, I write to express my love for the future.

I wiggle my eyebrows. 'Sorry, Evan, I can't make out with you while the dog is aligning himself with a magnetic field.

All men were made by the Great Spirit Chief. They are all brothers.

Your most vauluable asset can be your willingness to persist longer than anyone else.

As soon as you start writing about how human beings interact with each other socially, you're into politics, aren't you?

I'm just getting older and better.

I really, really don't think that, outside of maybe some pink wigs, [that] there's anything that separates me from every other woman in America.

You must wanna be in the Guinness Book of World Records as the dumbest.

Facebook has woven itself into the fabric of our lives and the foundation of the Internet. I think everything will be redefined because people are using their real identities on the Internet.