At best, in such depression times, monetary policy is a feeble reed on which to lean.

The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.

Oligopoly is an imperfect monopoly. Like the despotism of the Dual Monarchy, it is saved only by its incompetence.

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.

But there is merit even in the mentally retarded legislator. He asks the questions that everyone is afraid to ask for fear of seeming simple.

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.

If all else fails immortality can always be assured by adequate error.

The process by which banks create money is so simple that the mind is repelled.

There is certainly no absolute standard of beauty. That precisely is what makes its pursuit so interesting.

Simple minds, presumably, are the easiest to manage.

Every corner of the public psyche is canvassed by some of the most talented citizens to see if the desire for some merchandisable product can be cultivated.

It is not the obstacles that is the mountainbut it is our lack of knowledge of how to deal with the obstacles and how to overcome it

.......Is there any reward for good, other than good.

I grew up with a truck. My dad had one, so I like trucks.

The real love is when you wish to give something and not to get.

It's great to be queen!

Habit, to which all of us are more or less slaves.

I love my babies so much that I could kiss them all day long..as a job. I could be a professional baby kisser. No joke.

There are a lot of really good shows that don't win anything.

I had this illusion that if I kind of dressed badly that I wouldn't stand out. You know, so I actually went out of my way to not look different to the extent I could.

Prohibition is an attempted cure that makes matters worse - for both the addict and the rest of us.