Ask and you shall receive, seek and you shall find'…never were any truer words spoken.

I could only imagine how Jesus felt when He heard the voice of our Heavenly Father God Almighty for the first time. He was probably a little confused, terrified, and probably was nervous…

It is of immense importance to learn to laugh at ourselves.

Last week, I had to offer my publisher a bottle that was far too good for him simply because there was nothing between the insulting and the superlative.

Can't really despise people you don't know.

Vote wisely, even if that means not voting at all.

I've often gotten the feeling that the only people who have learned from computer assisted instruction are the authors.

Truth contains a vital principle and will manifest itself.

You be sure to throw the book at him, you hear me? I feel violated, Detective. Violated." "I'll throw this table at you if you don't give us the names we're looking for.

Vulgarity is, in reality, nothing but a modern, chic, pert descendant of the goddess Dullness.

In all my public and private acts as your president, I expect to follow my instincts of openness and candor with full confidence that honesty is always the best policy in the end.