As a general rule, if anyone ever asks you to put stockings on a ninety-year old deceased Romanian woman with oedema, your answer should be no.

A girl always remembers the first corpse she shaves.

The fear of death is why we build cathedrals, have children, declare war, and watch cat videos online at three a.m.

The Bible is a fountain of life, an instruction on how God want you to live a life on earth.

Never keep long and be waiting. Waiters and quitters have just a slight difference but a common end.

I have my dad's shape. No booty.

My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back.

The quieter you can make your mind, the more you've invoked your will.

The lure of heady profits of the late 1990's spawned abuses and excesses. With strict enforcement and higher ethical standards, we must usher in a new era of integrity in corporate America.

I would never assume to tell another actor how to do his job!

They say that money is not everything. I say that when you don't have any, it is everything.

L.A. to me is not really an attractive place.

There never can have been, and never can be, and there never shall be any sin without pride.