Artists like cats; soldiers like dogs.

The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo.

We may prefer to think of ourselves as fallen angels, but in reality we are rising apes.

Life is like a very short visit to a toy shop between birth and death.

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.

This unusual and highly successful species spends a great deal of time examining his higher motives and an equal amount of time ignoring his fundamental ones.

Under crowded conditions the friendly social interactions between members of a group become reduced, and the destructive and aggressive patterns show a marked rise in frequency and intensity.

Monks, nuns, long-term spinsters and bachelors and permanent homosexuals are all, in a reproductive sense, aberrant. Society has bred them, but they have failed to return the compliment.

I viewed my fellow man not as a fallen angel, but as a risen ape.

We never stop investigating. We are never satisfied that we know enough to get by. Every question we answer leads on to another question. This has become the greatest survival trick of our species.

The age of a child is inversely correlated with the size of the animals it prefers.

May we live happily together in harmony.

There's always a way if you're not in a hurry.

Whatever you do is your deed.

On a surface level, regionalism is gone, if we define regionalism as human culture. But, what if we define regionalism as something older than human culture?

When I find my consort, I plan to stab him in the heart before he can cause me a moment's unease. -Taliyah

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time.

If a favour is asked of you, grant it if you can. If not, refuse it in such a manner as that one denial may be sufficient.

I asked a couple of months ago if anyone would like to start picketing the gas stations.

I have far more respect for the person with a single idea who gets there than for the person with a thousand ideas who does nothing.

My goal was to make good music and keep my name poppin'.