Artists have a right to be modest and a duty to be vain.

The streets of Vienna are paved with culture, the streets of other cities with asphalt.

Someone who can write aphorisms should not fritter away his time in essays.

Corruption is worse than prostitution. The latter might endanger the morals of an individual, the former invariably endangers the morals of the entire country.

I had a terrible vision: I saw an encyclopedia walk up to a polymath and open him up.

The sound principle of a topsy-turvy lifestyle in the framework of an upside-down world order has stood every test.

An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths.

A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer.

Newspapers have roughly the same relationship to life as fortune-tellers to metaphysics.

Christianity has enriched the erotic meal with the appetizer of curiosity and spoiled it with the dessert of remorse.

The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are.

No one has the ability, that I'm aware of, to do anything supernatural, psychic, talk to the dead.

If everyone could just cook properly I wouldn't have a problem.

If you recognize anyone, it does not mean that you like him.We all, for instance, recognize the honourable Member for Ebbw Vale.

Then take me on your knee, mother; And listen, mother of mine. A hundred fairies danced last night, And the harpers they were nine.

I love to sing, dance, and act so I guess I am one! Although I definitely think that I have tons to work on and I hope to grow as a performer everyday.

Wedlock is the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise lounge.

Looking at the Bible, it would seem that God is just a more highly evolved human.

It is now quite obvious that the humanists are using public education as the battering ram with which to destroy Christianity in the United States.

I think it was a desire to be able to find my own voice. I think that was the big urge within me.

The only thing that a man may do that is new, is to write himself on human hearts.