Arrogance pedantry and dogmatism are the occupational diseases of those who spend their lives directing the intellects of the young.

Heroes don't have friends, they have fans.

I always hated guys who were so damn wrapped up in themselves they thought they could do no wrong.” He gave a mirthless laugh. “Turns out I’m one of them.

Cats may walk by themselves, but there are times when they need our support.

Religion is for people who are scared to go to hell. Spirituality is for people who have already been there.

As a child, one looks for compliments. As an adult, one looks for evidence of effectiveness.

The dog that I was given on The Hills for Christmas is with my best friend's family.

Re raising kids: Love, without discipline, isn't.

You know how the press is: If I mention one mistake, that's the only thing that bothers me unless I mention all the other ones.

If life is merely a joke, the question still remains: for whose amusement? No one knows what he can do till he tries.