Are any of you out there worried that it means something bad that [Donald] Trump has decided not to prosecute Hillary [Clinton]? I'm just asking, because I'm hearing from people who are.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Sleep: the stepchild of Death.

A chart of numbers that would put an actuary to sleep can be made to dance if you put it on one side of a card and Bombo Rivera's picture on the other.

An advantage could consist not only in a single important advantage but also in a multitude of insignificant advantages.

A careful and sympathetic sense of humour can also be a great asset when there is need to get out of difficult situations gracefully.

I think it takes a long time, as you get older, to realize just how crazy the world is, just how ridiculous it all is.

I have been baptized twice- once in water...once in flame.

Don't be afraid to tell the truth. It's better to hurt someone by truth than to make them happy by lies.

I know you have it in you, Guy," Anne said suddenly at the end of a silence, "the capacity to be terribly happy.

I could not be so sure of Spring / Save that it sings in me.

Wine is drinkable sunlight. It's the most glorious summer's day imaginable, captured in a bottle.