Apparently profanity had a way of making men listen.

The ways of men and women are such a puzzle. And I could barely decipher my own feelings, let along anyone else's.

Wearing a tuxedo isn't as simple as it sounds. I've been to a lot of award shows in Hollywood over the years and have seen some pretty sad tuxes. It's surprisingly easy to go off the rails.

Man, when he does not grieve, hardly exists.

I believe that if corporate America expects consumer confidence to be restored, they must first be honest with us.

A grave aspect to a grave character is of much more consequence than the world is generally aware of; a barber may make you laugh, but a surgeon ought rather to make you cry.

I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence.

If I were less than honest as a critic, I think people would spot that right away, and it would destroy my credibility.

There are people who would love to spend their last ten years, or five years, or whatever it is, on the surface of Mars.

Wine is the benevolent god, who gives back gaiety to men and restores youth to the old.

The camera is a natural attraction for a politician. And if a camera is here, we're going to be here. And we're going to say something, even if we have nothing to say.

You know golf is very lonely. When I'm in the States, I feel like if I just think about Taiwan, my friends, my fans, I won't feel like I'm alone.