Animals are irrational men

To lovers there.Most ladies the reason they are dumped and their relationship doesn't last is they made themselves to become a want than a need in a relationship.

Every nerve in my body says to run after Thaddeus and tell him everything. But I know there's no way he can know the truth.

Let us all be brave enough to die the death of a martyr, but let no one lust for martyrdom.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

God doesn't have to try to do supernatural things. He is supernatural. He would have to try to not be. If He is invited to a situation, we should expect nothing but supernatural invasion.

Every addiction is an attempt to slay hope.

You want to know what a robot's designed for. And if it's doing something outside the scope of what it's made to do, you should be very suspicious.

He hit the post, and after the game people will say, well, he hit the post.

There is more honor in a field well plowed than in a field steeped in blood.

I worked on a case in Pittsburgh that you would call a demonic haunting. Blood would materialize on the walls, crosses were bending, we'd hear sounds. Just crazy things.