And sure, I know if you eat this way you'll die. So? If you don't eat this way you're still going to die. Why not die happy?

Ignorance and power and pride are a deadly mixture, you know.

About winning and losing: It isn't important, what really counts is how you play the game. About playing the game: PLAY TO WIN!

As one old gentleman put it, " Son, I don't care if you're stark nekkid and wear a bone in your nose. If you kin fiddle, you're all right with me. It's the music we make that counts.

Always trust your fellow man. And always cut the cards. Always trust God. And always build your house on high ground. Always love thy neighbor. And always pick a good neighborhood to live in.

The gift was not large as money goes, and my need was not great, but the spirit of the gift is beyond price and leaves me blessed and in debt.

Everything I need to know... I learned in kindergarten.

Until you have experienced raccoons mating underneath your bedroom at three in the morning, you have missed one of life's sensational moments.

Don't Believe Everything You Think!

When we truly care, we mix love, compassion, and kindness together in our hearts.

This principle eludes most people, but it is critical: You are not your idea, and if you identify too closely with your ideas, you will take offense when they are challenged.

Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought.

Yellow-colored objects appear to be gold

You work with what you got.

I leave my parents here behind And all my friends to love resigned 'Tis grief to go, but death to stay Farewell -- I'm gone with love away.

Changes call for innovation, and innovation leads to progress.

The wicked are always ungrateful.

Yes, ever since antiquity, the day after Friday has been Saturday.

The declaration which says that God visits the sins of the fathers upon the children is contrary to every principle of moral justice.