And so the result of several years of Everybody Shareskyism, other than slaughtering people, is for everybody to stand around and stare blankly at each other.

Definitions from Mulla Do-PiazaBribe Substitute for law, which is a substitute for justice.

Doubt is a necessity of the mind faith of the heart.

I've never been on a movie where they play five-dollar Friday. I must not be very observant.

My brain must have felt sorry for me, so it'd created the only type of guy I could touch - a fantasy one.

Is there a God? Yeah, but there's not just one God. There's a whole lot of gods, because one God couldn't have possibly made so many mistakes all by Himself. This had to be done by committee.

It is one thing to write a good sentence, another to write a good book.

Strong blasphemers thrive only when strong believers thrive.

Be sure that, as you scramble up the ladder of success, it is leaning against the right building.

I am not interested in the support of anybody who stands for any form of prejudice as to anybody's race or religion. . . . I have no place in my philosophy for such beliefs.

I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.