And little girls went to charm schools. Now you've all got degrees from the University of Sarcasm.

a body betrayeda heart destroyeda mind in confusionand yet a womanis capable of taking painand transforming it into triumph

I sprayed my dog with off and he still sits in my favorite chair!!

Being in love means being at the mercy of someone's childhood.

More than the Big Mac, Coca Cola, or Levi's 501 jeans, the dollar is surely the United States' signature export.

You dont have a marriage problem, you have a sin problem.

Rosie Grier was the springboard to the return of my life.

One should believe only what can be chosen to be true or just. Irrational (or unjustified) beliefs should be avoided because they can have disastrous practical consequences.

If it's worth feeling bad about, it's worthy of amnesia.

I think in life you should work on yourself until the day you die.

We truly could have used the later Jobs in earlier years at Apple, is what I feel.