Neil Leckman Quotes

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!!

They say that time is relative. I think the way it's treating me it's a distant one, maybe a bad uncle, and not welcome in my house this Christmas!!

I consider whoever my words land on to be my target, that’s why I like flash fiction, it’s a lot like using a shotgun.

Don't follow your heart if you can't keep a beat

Asthmatic spewer of filth gasps, but clean air does not sufficeTo fuel fires fueled by thoughts got rottenLest we all be forgotten thingsThat sit like dust upon the mantel of her mind

Yesterday I fell completely off the face of the earthContemplating life, light and love in the darkness of the voidStrangely it was in the dark that I found meaning for the light

I admit I once threw caution to the wind....It doesn't fly well!!

I have always pictured accupuncture like falling into a box of sewing needles, and then standing up refreshed and free of pain.

If a book falls in the woods and nobody read it, was it ever written?

Remember never to text and drive, it's bad grammar, even if you have a deadline. You might cross the line and dead may be your destination. Think about it!!

Turn your diodes this way and pulse...

I have my moments, I just can't remember where I put them.

I sprayed my dog with off and he still sits in my favorite chair!!

I don't know why they call them Cheerios, I ate an entire box and didn't feel any happier!!

Just out of sight around a bend in the river there's always a small island full of magic and mystery just waiting for you.

Years ago there was an old man I knew that told me he didn't trust me, because people with beards were hiding from something. I told him, "That's true, I'm hiding from the barber!!

Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!!