An ugly woman cooks your meals on time, and she'll always treat you kind.

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. From my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.

I saw your wife the other day and she is ugly. I know, but she sure can cook.

business is a part of my life, business is my stairway to heaven, I will be the successful businessman

My philosophy is to take one day at a time. I don't worry about the future. Tomorrow is even out of sight for me.

I was one of those lucky people with only one talent. It is harder for people with many talents to decide what to do.

American women drove hard bargains and the ended up looking the worst for it. The few natural American women left were mostly in Texas and Louisiana.

You've got to grab every opportunity that comes up.

All progress and growth is a matter of change, but change must be growth within our social and government concepts if it should not destroy them.

But gratitude would not have me love you as I do. Love was inspired by what you are - the good, the bad, and even the foolish, which is what you're being right now.

A true leader doesn't just bring troubles; but bring solutions.

I am nothing; I am but an instrument, a tiny pencil in the hands of the Lord with which He writes what he likes. However imperfect we are, he writes beautifully.

The Who is now a brand, not a band; but it is a brand that is upheld by its audience, not an industry or a cynical moneymaking machine.