All the things that are taboo are the things that are not normal, and all the things that are not normal are the things that are exclusively about physically being a woman.

We must recall the most important of humanity guidelines: Be polite. Being polite is possibly the greatest daily contribution everyone can make to life on Earth.

I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings.

The world is difficult and we are all breakable. So just be kind.

My core belief is that if you're complaining about something for more than three minutes, two minutes ago you should have done something about it.

When a woman says, ‘I have nothing to wear!’, what she really means is, ‘There’s nothing here for who I’m supposed to be today.

I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit.

It's always sunny above the clouds. Always. Every day on earth - every day I have ever had - was secretly sunny, after all.

When I hear women talking about how their wedding is going to be/was the best day of their life, I can’t help but think, You just haven’t taken enough MDMA in a field at 3 a.m., love.

I like a little bit of revolution. I think it's a very good hobby for a young woman. Better than squash.

Flyaway, problem hair is the enemy of feminism, and was probably invented by the Man to crush Susan Sontag.

This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.

A dream business that doesn't make money is a living nightmare.

why Human should not look at the past?

We are to give (and take) true love without falling into the narcissistic habit of only trying to take it in.

The number of agency people required to shoot a commercial on location is in direct proportion to the mean temperature of the location.

When folks get to the best of their profession, people are like, "Who am I to give a critique to this individual who's reached mastery?".

One capitalist always kills many.

Healing may not be so much about getting better, as about letting go of everything that isn’t you - all of the expectations, all of the beliefs - and becoming who you are.

I'm always hopeful. I feel like I'm at the prom sitting against the wall waiting for someone to ask me to dance.

I really can't wait to dance with Ellen DeGeneres!