All my memories are things I gave away, traded for new days after days after days...

You're a brave, brave girl, Tula" Gaby told her."I know", said the little girl. "I got it from you.

Clementine: This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon. Joel: I know. Clementine: What do we do? Joel: Enjoy it.

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.

The big problem in America is that everyone is spending 2-3 hours a day watching TV. If you spend that same amount of time reading, you'll be in the top 1% of whatever your field is.

I know a lot of great musicians that don't know they're even great, because mangers try and make them feel belittled like they're not worth a crap.

I go and film 50 people in Israel, 50 people in Russia, and 50 people in Romania, in Paris, because I really like to get some particles of something real.

Not one of them who took up in his youth with this opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction.

Culture Clash Dylan says when I meet his mother today I shouldn't mention that I'm Jewish. I say okay, but can I tell her about the HIV postive thing? He gives me a look. I give him one back

No matter how you were born, no matter how you identify, I want to be clear that I would be proud to grind you up and eat you.

I’m just a big, hairy, American winning machine!