Afflictions, like bills and pikes, make a terrible show when they cannot reach us; but the temptations of prosperity, like unseen bullets, wound and kill us before they are discerned.

The Lord does not measure out our afflictions according to our faults, but according to our strength, and looks not what we have deserved, but what we are able to bear.

This grandiose tragedy that we call modern art.

Life is a beautiful thing. Plant it in the ground, and it blooms into opportunity, capice?

Storms come to teach trees and plants how to dance in the wind.

Fame is vanity's bait.

If you are not playful you are not alive.

A crash is when your competitor's program dies. When your program dies, it is an 'idiosyncrasy'.

Some of the old laws of Israel are clearly savage taboos of a familiar type thinly disguised as commands of the Deity.

If man is not fit to govern himself, how can he be fit to govern someone else?

The idea of a superior or inferior race is a myth that has been completely refuted by anthropological evidence.

Strive to have sunshine in our hearts each day. It will greatly improve our outlook.