Actors like to play bad guys because they're more fun. They also win more awards.

As a matter of fact, I am an uncle. I have nine nephews and nieces. I'm not sure if they think I'm all that quick with a quip. But I'm quick with a spank.

I don't have a lot of downtime.

I earned a black belt when I was in high school. And I did a lot of boxing and full contact karate in college.

You go into any doughnut shop and look at three cops having coffee, I guarantee I look like one of them.

I never had a month or so go by where I haven't had a job, but you always worry that someone will turn off the tap.

You know, I'm from the Midwest, man - that shapes my personality much more than having gone to Harvard.

Look, we're in the time of the anti-hero.

When I was in college I did a lot of comedy.

If you force yourself to smile, within a couple minutes, you feel happy.

I never had trouble getting an agent. I went out and got my first couple roles, and literally within six months I never had to have another job other than acting.

You are too blessed to be worrying about your imperfections. Your original self is perfect in God's eyes, and His opinions will always matter the most.

Drink the ecstasy of life and write about it.

Sometimes reality is a fantastically traumatic nightmare.

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right

I'd like to find someone to procreate with - as sexy as that sounds. If you're out and about and fit the description, come up and say hi. I won't bite. Well, maybe a little, if you're lucky.

Enough is abundance to the wise.

I really like working. I can't think of a job I didn't like.

I couldn't have recorded this record 15 years ago. My voice didn't have the depth to pull these songs off.

Happiness may well consist primarily of an attitude toward time.

An orator can hardly get beyond commonplaces: if he does he gets beyond his hearers.