A women loves you not for the things you do for her, but for the things she does for you.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

If we want to make something really superb on this planet, there is nothing whatever that can stop us.

How to succeed in business without really trying (title of book)

Start young. Throw your arms around ladies knees. As you get older it will get more interesting.

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.

There are very honest people who do not think that they have had a bargain unless they have cheated a merchant.

The nice thing about solo is I don't have to coordinate with anyone else's schedule, since it's hard for me just to have a free 15 minutes here and there.

Helping people develop their own brilliance is much more effective than giving them yours

I'm like a peanut butter sandwich.

I'd been hurt, and in response I had acted violently, destroying a little of myself each time I did so.

After the age of 80, everything reminds you of something else.

A space in Paradise equivalent to the size of a foot would be better than the world and what is in it.

I have so many great things going on in my life that I don't need to pay attention to some writer.

I mostly want to be friends with my children.