A winkle is just a bogey with a crash helmet on.

I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.

I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.

Two bats were hanging up in a cave and one said to the other, 'When I'm older, I hope I don't become incontinent'.

Okay, I’ll just jump right out and say it. I have anxiety issues.

Still, it’s really frustrating me that there doesn’t seem to be anything in my closet that’s appropriate to wear to an exorcism.

Money was established for exchange, but interest causes it to be reproduced by itself. Therefore this way of earning money is greatly in conflict with the natural law.

I feel that it is vital that we all re-open our spiritual gifts and open up to the voice of the Divine.

I just can't help but see things differently.

That's the easy thing about falling: there is only one choice after that.

Mediocrity has a way of keeping demons from the door.

Do not fight against Providence; nor bring more heavy weather to the storm. Face what is already there.

Sit back, enjoy the ride and hang out with me for a little while. ( sorry, cheesy driving metaphor!)

One illusion is as good as another.