I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.

I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.

A winkle is just a bogey with a crash helmet on.

Two bats were hanging up in a cave and one said to the other, 'When I'm older, I hope I don't become incontinent'.

Destiny, Talent, Calling, purpose. each of us came with our Talents, Purpose and Calling. What you do with them is the summary of your life here on earth.

I love you, " he murmurs. "Can you feel that? You. Not some destiny I think I'm called to. You. I'm with you. My strength. My soul. My heart. Feel it.

Believing in your standards for a square deal, even when there's no way to get it, is what allows you to create boundaries and take independent action.

Life's more amusing than we thought.

Scientist alone is true poet he gives us the moon he promises the stars he'll make us a new universe if it comes to that.

Cleanliness and order are not matters of instinct; they are matters of education, and like most great things, you must cultivate a taste for them.

He that repents is angry with himself; I need not be angry with him.

Motherhood is a biological fact, while fatherhood is a social invention.

I'm still very critical of myself, but I've learned to deal with it. You know that every at-bat is important, but it's not life and death.

Simply put, you believer that things or people make you unhappy, but this is not accurate. You make yourself unhappy.