A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.

A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range!

I try not to worry about the future - so I take each day just one anxiety attack at a time.

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

About the only time losing is more fun than winning is when you're fighting temptation.

What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience.

I wouldn't mind the rat race - if the rats would lose once in a while.

If you spend all of your time racing ahead to the future, you're liable to discover you've left a great present behind.

The waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Your medical tests are in. You're short fat and bald.

Happiness doesn't depend on how much you have to enjoy, but how much you enjoy what you have.

Oh Julie, wouldn’t I know if you were dead? Wouldn’t I feel it happening, like a jolt of electricity to my heart?

It's impossible for one person to think of everything.

Ministry need not be an office; it's a lifestyle devoted to attracting the lost to Christ and encouraging other believers in the faith.

New York is like a disco, but without the music

This is, I say, the time for all good men not to go to the aid of their party, but to come to the aid of their country.

I've always loved punk music, so it was really cool to do my first punk song.

Teach by teaching, not by correcting

You learn a lot, writing fiction.

Travelers, it is late. Life's sun is going to set. During these brief days that you have strength, be quick and spare no effort of your wings

Someone would have to keep his wits, and he had assumed automatically that since Fezzik had so few, he would find retaining them not all that difficult.