A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

...I have to go home and get a few things done. If I don’t get out the Pledge soon, the dust bunnies are going to be leaving tracks on my furniture...

It is impossible to erase my choices.

TM® is helping you tap into something that's already inside of you - that's you in essence.

I have seen, and I know firsthand, indeed from my own pen, how the organized Right has sabotaged not only journalism but also democracy and truth.

We have to change our culture so you can create wealth from making things and don't just try to make money out of money

Im a believer in bipartisanship.

Oh my God! I'm crushing an angel. Let me up!

Defectors often cause more difficulty than disinterested disbelievers.

Can it then be that what we call the 'self' is fluid and elastic? It evolves, strikes a different balance with every new breath.