A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.

A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.

Whereas a novice makes moves until he gets checkmated (proof), a Grand Master realizes 20 moves in advance that it’s futile to continue playing (conceptualizing).

A mathematician believes that describing the speed of Mercury with equations amounts to science.

Man steps on an ant when he can't catch the fly.

A mathematician makes plans to travel backwards in time through a wormhole to a parallel universe when he can't even make it to Mars with the fastest rocket on hand today.

Define the word exist, and you'll know whether God exists.

The mathematicians are the priests of the modern world.

Extinction catches Man by surprise because no one can even imagine that such a catastrophe can happen to an intelligent species.

If you can't illustrate 'it', 'it' doens't belong in Physics as a noun! You can't put an article in front. You can't put a verb after!

Atheism is the opium of the mathematicians. Atheism is the religion of Mathematics.

revenge is only sweet to those whom rancor have distorted their taste.

Networks Connect... Communities Care!

The writers' strike a couple years ago was a bonanza for reality TV shows new and old.

You never know how much good you do.

Sow truth, if thou the truth wouldst reap: Who sows the false shall reap the vain.

I have pit bulls barking at me on half of the love songs.

Peace is not a dream; peace is an option! You either choose peace and prove that you are clever and angelic, or choose war proving that you are stupid and devilish!

Sometimes players need to gain time on the clock by repeating the position, but most often its purpose is to wear down the opponent psychologically.

Tradition is a fine thing. Nothing comes out of the blue, except perhaps thunderbolts and they are not really very useful things.

Stay committed to your decisions, but stay flexible in your approach.