A mathematician makes plans to travel backwards in time through a wormhole to a parallel universe when he can't even make it to Mars with the fastest rocket on hand today.

A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.

Whereas a novice makes moves until he gets checkmated (proof), a Grand Master realizes 20 moves in advance that it’s futile to continue playing (conceptualizing).

A mathematician believes that describing the speed of Mercury with equations amounts to science.

Man steps on an ant when he can't catch the fly.

Define the word exist, and you'll know whether God exists.

The mathematicians are the priests of the modern world.

Extinction catches Man by surprise because no one can even imagine that such a catastrophe can happen to an intelligent species.

If you can't illustrate 'it', 'it' doens't belong in Physics as a noun! You can't put an article in front. You can't put a verb after!

A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.

Atheism is the opium of the mathematicians. Atheism is the religion of Mathematics.

Your life will become more fulfilling once you realise what you have within yourself and your wardrobe - and then learn to use what you have.

Able writers let us into their minds and show us how they think and by that open our minds to ourselves

In the end, all business operations can be reduced to three words: people, product, and profits.

Listen to the sounds of nature. Wishing you the best on your trek towards your dreams.

The thing about failure is that you never know how close you were to success.

If there were an honorable way to get rich, I’d do it, even if it meant being a stooge standing around with a whip. But there isn’t an honorable way, so I just do what I like.

The best way of avenging thyself is not to become like the wrong-doer.

He who steals a little steals with the same wish as he who steals much, but with less power.

I believe when I leave this Earth because I love the Lord, I am going straight to heaven.

I want a girl who doesn't know that she's beautiful, so i have an excuse to let her know all the time