A man who takes himself too seriously will find that no one else takes him seriously.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

In my society, even the right things are wrong.

Well, you know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it.

If you let your hitting bother your defense, you are not going to be very good.

There's some nastiness, there's some meanness there. There's something going on in the mosques and other places.

Leadership camp? Isn't that where Hitler went?

God is in all nature; thank God for the scientists, for they are thinking the thoughts of God after him, whether they know it or not.

Doing good for the community is something that should be a part of who you are. The more you get, the more you should give back.

You've got to let people be just, you know, people. Everyone does bad things sometimes, for all sorts of reasons. You've got to at least understand.

I guess I'm pretty emotional.

We neither know nor judge ourselves; others may judge, but cannot know us. God alone judges and knows us.