A man is not necessarily intelligent because he has plenty of ideas, any more than he is a good general because he has plenty of soldiers.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Contemplation often makes life miserable. We should act more, think less, and stop watching ourselves live.

The sunset glow of self-possession.

There are more people who wish to be loved than there are who are willing to love.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.

Pleasure can be supported by an illusion; but happiness rests upon truth.

Intelligent people make many mistakes because they cannot believe the world is really as foolish as it is.

Society is divided into two classes, the shearers and the shorn.

We are, without doubt, broken people living with other broken people in a broken world.

Is mine fat!

It is no accident that the photographer becomes a photographer any more than the lion tamer becomes a lion tamer.

A fool who recognises his own ignorance is thereby in fact a wise man, but a fool who considers himself wise - that is what one really calls a fool.

It's liberty or it's death. It's freedom for everybody or freedom for nobody.

I feel like most of the objects coming through the ports are pretty useless. It sort of speaks to this larger point of how much we're actually taking in versus how much we really need.

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.

I don't really celebrate fame because I get enough attention.

It seems we always exceed even our own expectations-after a lot of hard work, though!

No one survives life.