A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

The cracks in your heart are there so the light can shine through.

I hated the flashcards and I hated the multiplication tables, but I did enjoy the fact that my dad took time out of his schedule to help me in the areas in which I needed it.

Our hearts are magnets. We attract to our heart the emotions that live within it

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The Mexicans descend from the Aztecs; the Peruvians descend from the Incas; the Argentineans descend from the boats.

It is my belief that everything you need to know about the world can be learned in a church choir.

I was a very, very good congressman.

I never really know when anyone is nominated for anything; I just know when people win. I don't even know how the submission process works.

Mom used to say that having three boys was kind of like having a pet tornado that talked back.

Too much vigor in the beginning of an undertaking often intercepts and prevents the steadiness and perseverance always necessary in the conduct of a complicated scheme.