A lot of adults are very into Halloween.

It's not a giant thing, like graduation, Mardi Gras, Halloween or New Year's. We do get business from it. That's why we put stuff out; we don't skip it. It's our big thing for March.

With Halloween on a Monday this year, that gives people a chance to have parties on Friday, Saturday or Sunday.

It is a consolation or a misfortune that the wrong kind of people are too often correct in their prognostications of the future

Our charity begins at home And mostly ends where it begins.

Honestly, the choice is: I can be a cheerful person, more awake to correction, more of a force for good ... when I'm writing. Or I can be the opposite of all those things, when I'm not writing.

I'm knocking our pitiful, pathetic lawmakers. And I thank God that President Bush has stated, we need a Constitutional amendment that states that marriage is between a man and a woman.

If you're not a feminist, you're part of the problem.

I do not want no pretty woman. First thing you know, you fall in love with her-then you got to kill somebody about her. She'll make you so jealous, you'll bust!

You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend.

There isn't a ruler, a yard stick or a measuring tape in the entire world long enough to compute the strength and capabilities inside you.

I think because I'm not a parent, my most immediate connection to childhood is my memory of my own childhood.