A joke is a good camouflage. Next best comes sentiment... But the best camouflage of all - in my opinion - is the plain and simple truth. Because nobody ever believes it.

Time does not change us. It just unfolds us.

Every uniform corrupts one's character.

Jealousy is the fear of comparison.

We asked for workers. We got people instead.

Technology... the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it.

There is no art without Eros.

When we travel, we are like a film at the moment of exposure; it is memory that will develop it.

I have no words for my reality.

It is only the consciousness of a nonexistence which allows us to realize for moments that we are living.

In actual fact those who do not care for politics and sit on the fence do indeed side for a political party: The ruling party.

Your strength is your wealth.

Entrust your dreams and goals to people who will cheer you on and inspire you, who will tell you what you need to hear rather than what you want to hear so you can move forward and fast track.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

I say 'come with it.' I'm not expecting anything easy. You have to earn your place. That's fine with me.

You may make something you don't think is very important during your lifetime and it'll last for a thousand years.

The distance between a gene and a behavior is of greatest interest to me. The relative contributions of nature and nurture, of nucleotide and nuclear family, are perpetually fascinating to me.

I've finally found my home - as Lt. Frank Drebin.

There's nothing is this world more instinctively abhorrent to me than finding myself in agreement with my fellow-humans.

Work that is pure toil, done solely for the sake of the money it earns, is also sheer drudgery because it is stultifying rather than self improving.

It was a marriage of convenience, as my father had a blister on his big toe and couldn't travel far to find a girl.