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Mark Forsyth, The Elements of Eloquence: How to Turn the Perfect English Phrase Quotes: A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. So eternal happiness is beaten by a ham sandwich.
         

A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. So eternal happiness is beaten by a ham sandwich.


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