A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.

We all approached doing a sequel with great trepidation and skepticism.

But I did have two months off between Loser and the start of Prozac Nation. So, it was supposed to be Jason time, right? My time to enjoy myself away from movies.

I don't know if you'll see me jumping out of planes anytime soon.

Getting married has shifted my focus, in such a profound way. You just realize, "Oh, I can't be so selfish anymore. There's someone else."

You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

I like to think what I bring to the table is kind of a sympathetic and endearing quality, even while I'm playing outcasts or characters that end up in outlandish situations.

Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.

People would see me on a Nickelodeon commercial, and I would hear about it the next day in school

My position now, especially in this town, adds an element of skepticism with people you meet - especially girls. I mean, it becomes a lot more difficult.

Science is great for us. But for someone who see the human evaluation for more than one million years, science is a just a one instant and younger than a baby.

...this is how politics is played. With fakery and false smiles and butcher knives to the back.

Your this beautiful ship that will sail a long way, and I'd only be your anchor""A ship without an anchor can never be at rest

I am seventeen. The good things about seventeen is that you’re not sixteen. Sixteen goes with the word sweet, and I am so far from sweet.

What does not change is the will to change

ALEC is one great organization, I think, for growing future political leaders.

Show me a person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag.

Just as, when we touch a live wire, the electric force infuses itself into our body, when we deeply meditate on God the power of the whole universe seeks entry into our personality.

Ah, if I could only pray the way that dog looks at meat.

If people of India can reach Mars with minimal expenditure, why can they not keep their streets and colonies clean.