A fool with a tool is still a fool.

The function of good software is to make the complex appear to be simple.

The amateur software engineer is always in search of magic.

All of life is iterative. It goes back to the point I made earlier, which is you can't a priori know enough to even ask the right questions.

The task of the software development team is to engineer the illusion of simplicity.

Multiple Inheritance is like a parachute. You don't often need it, but when you do, you really need it.

In 2031, lawyers will be commonly a part of most development teams.

Hierarchy is a kind of order of abstractions.

UML is not dessert topping and floor wax.

C++ also supports the notion of friends: cooperative classes that are permitted to see each other's private parts.

Ah, but who do you think created the chaos?

I'm different, and my manner invites questions. I'm never afraid to answer.

Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip.

In life, you don't get what you deserve; you get what you believe, plan, and expect.

I dont know if youre familiar with Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. You step outside the hotel, and youre soaking wet within 10 minutes.

There's a sense of productivity which cripples us terribly. We either have to be doing something worthwile or not. We are back to our little binary male-female code.

There speaks the man of truly noble ways, Who will not listen to the words of praise. In modesty averse, and with deaf ears, He acts as though the others were his peers.

We are perverse creatures and never satisfied.

It is easy to turn our religious life into a cathedral for beautiful memories, but there are feet to be washed . . .

I thought maybe he was seeing another tree. - Juniper

If you can talk and it's convenient to talk, try to say things that edify.