A cult leader alone in his beliefs is just a crazy dude with a beard.

A girl always remembers the first corpse she shaves.

As a general rule, if anyone ever asks you to put stockings on a ninety-year old deceased Romanian woman with oedema, your answer should be no.

The fear of death is why we build cathedrals, have children, declare war, and watch cat videos online at three a.m.

If we ignore our death, we end up just going around completely oblivious to why we do the things we do!

See each day as an investment in the future and be willing to do today what you wish to experience in the future.

I project myself to love and devote my time and attention to someone without a reason, so at least I can give someone the feelings of being the most special person in someone’s life.

The critic said, but don't you feel awkward about biting the hand that feeds you? I said no, I enjoy just gnawing it up to the shoulder.

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth.

The world only goes round by misunderstanding.

In my films, all the great things are put together. It's not like one kind of ice cream but rather a very big Sundae.

Found, I told myself. Try to get found.

I'm ready to accept the challenge. I'm coming home.

I am hoping for better times. That's how you know us hapless gardeners - by our dirty fingernails and our absurd, unquenchable optimism about next year.

We're all taking on too much, we're all asking too much of ourselves. We're all wishing we could do more, and therefore just doing more.