A commuter tie-up consists of you — and people who for some reason won't use public transit.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Don't bow down to critics who have not themselves written great masterpieces.

It's luck that one thing works out and one doesn't, it's sort of happenstance.

My father would always say "learn everything you can and whenever you can, because you never know when it'll come in handy."

We came out of the White House not only dead broke, but in debt.

When a nation issues ultimatums, it leaves no room for compromise and ensures that war will continue.

My proof convinces the ignorant, and the wise man's proof convinces me. But he whose reasoning falls between wisdom and ignorance, I neither can convince him, nor can he convince me.

The idea that a congressman would be tainted by accepting money from private industry or private sources is essentially a socialist argument.

Death comes not to the living soul, nor age to the living heart.

It is dainty to be sick if you have leisure and convenience for it.

Beauty is really all about confidence. If you feel beautiful, then you are beautiful.