A census taker tried to quantify me once. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a big Amarone. Go back to school, little Starling.

I have no interest in understanding sheep, only eating them.

And be grateful. Our scars have the power to remind us that the past was real.

Human emotions are a gift from our animal ancestors. Cruelty is a gift humanity has given itself.

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti

You will not persuade me with appeals to my intellectual vanity.

Whenever feasible, one should always try to eat the rude.

You must understand that when you are writing a novel you are not making anything up. It's all there and you just have to find it.

The tragedy is not to die, but to be wasted.

I'm giving serious thought into eating yor wife” - Hannibal Lecter

When the Fox hears the Rabbit scream he comes a-runnin', but not to help.

We don't need a destination or a way of navigating, because we'll go wherever it takes us

R.E.A.L. conversation: Recognize judgments. Express thoughts neutrally. Ask questions. Listen for verbal & non-verbal messages.

It's hard to narrow down your influences in comedy.

Players are ready to play, We're not on strike. It's a lockout.

We don't need more #contentmarketing, we need more relevant content.

President James Garfield could write in Latin with one hand while writing in Greek with the other. I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Ah, you coward! Look at you, running." "Actually, it's called improvising.

We need to balance the budget and force Washington to stop spending more than it takes in.

Ignorance is a dangerous and spiritual poison, which all men ought warily to shun.