A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

God performs miracles, but even for a man to walk on water, action is required.

The dead worry the living because their silence reminds us how little the great comedies and tragedies in our lives matter and how little the universe would care if we'd never lived at all.” -- Nara

Doing a budget means learning an ancient and powerful word: NO.

...and once again Dexter is struck by how easy conversation can be when no-one is in their right mind

Among mathematicians in general, three main categories may be distinguished; and perhaps the names logicians, formalists, and intuitionists may serve to characterize them.

Humility accepts the very nature of a human being is complete, unadulterated, ecstatic joy.

When you're not working with the same people, you tend to sound different. Even if my personality is the same, it's reflected off different people.

One can no more have a private religion than one can have a private sun or a private moon.

I was born in March 1949, a post war baby boomer.

I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me.