Wwe Quotes

Business is about to pick up here!

NOBODY messes with "The Bad Guy"!

What am I thankful for? MY POLKA DOTS!!

I am the voice of the voiceless.

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job

Yeah. Some people just don't understand when their facial hair starts to look ridiculous.

You all sound like a bunch of ducks! What? What? What? What? Shut up while I'm talking!

HB-Shizzle's gonna be honest with ya, okay. To hit these bad boys, you have to have pinpoint accuracy.

No, listen to me! Look in my eye. You need to beat Randy Orton.

Will you please shut the hell up!?

I was using the word awesomeness while you were still in high school, popping zits.

I don't know if you guys know this but I'm sort of a big deal.

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

The chances of you winning are the same as the chances of HELL freezing over.

I think that the Internet - and I do love the free flow of ideas on the 'Net - is like the wild west of the information world.

Did you ever know that you're a jackass?

Some people said I was annoying, but now look how far we've come.

At one time, I wanted to be a WWE wrestler. I still do. I want to go in the ring once and mess around and jump off the ropes and do a Stone Cold stunt.

Now I'm a little hurt. Let me check my tears in the reflection of my championship gold.

Alcohol does kill brain cells, because you've lost it.

My hair is pure. It stands for purity because no foreign chemicals or substances has ever touched my hair.

Get a look at greatness!

Hey, Vickie, why don't you come down here and reprimand me to my face!

You're probably right; he probably needs medication. That's all.

I regret nothing and fear less.

YOU HAVE A VAAGGGIINNAAA!

I might wear a tux on Monday. Or a kimono!

I'm going to the main event of Wrestlemania! Where're you going?

Kevin Kelly, let The Rock answer your question with a question of his own: Are you mentally, as well as physically prepared to tickle the anus of a monkey?

... there's been a lot of balls that have been pounding in that end zone.

What can I say? Chicks dig the mask.

If ya' smell what The Rock is cookin'!

I'm jumping in right now. And I'm going to say that everybody I know has a 'day I met CM Punk story' and they're all 100% fabrication. It's all bullshit. Thank you.

It is a human demolition derby!

Giving it to the audience is probably the easiest thing. Finding out what they truly want is probably the most difficult.

I think all women have some sort of beauty in them.

Relax, I'm going to be out there with you.

Control me...release me...forget about me.

They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.

To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.

If Triple H asked you to jump off a bridge, would you? Because I think that's good for business.

I'm one of the most decorated tag teams ever!

Basketballs dont hold grudges!

I single handedly revolutionised women's roles in the WWE, before me all women were eye candy.

Destruction CAN be beautiful!

Life sucks, and then you die.

The only true phenom...is me.

For the love of God, does anybody got a toothbrush?

Fix him so I can break him again!

He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!